never try to sell crack or yankee candles to police officers. i tell you what, they do not react well! i don't know what their problem was, i mean i am just trying to make a buck. valentine's day is coming up. puddinbun has needs. what's a girl to do? so here i sit in my little cell waiting for my arraignment. this is a large word. 'arraignment'. but i have watched lots of law and order episodes. i have had a years long crush on sam waterston. i know my legal beagle. cooler heads will prevail...yankee candle that goes best with incarceration: stint julep
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STINT JULIP! You should be allowed to go free based entirely on genius.
Also, I've heard you should fuck up the first person to look at you funny. Establish that rep up front and you'll be fine...
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