Sunday, March 05, 2006

I LOVE A PARADE


once again hollywood proved how deep it is by voting into the annals of best picture history a small film called 'crash'. from what i understand the movie weaves a rich tapestry of many important themes that influence our culture today. the result of this will be furthering the careers of three actors whose stars were about to fall right out of the sky. so breathe a sigh of relief sandra bullock, ryan phillipe and matt dillon. this should also help ludacris... but speaking of rp... his wife reese witherspoon won for best actress and this means a GREAT night for the cutest family in tinseltown! does this mean they might actually make legally blonde 3?!! one can only hope!

and a huge f. you to abc and the producers of the show for cutting off in mid-speech both of crash's award winners. you. suck. i hope if you ever win an emmy for anything they let you speak for two seconds and then cue some shitty music.

but of course the best part of the evening was when - well it wasn't the best part because when that south african guy won - and when it's hard out there for a pimp won - those were the best parts - but- uh - hurrah for ang lee! go asians!

yankee candle that goes with that fake happy face the nominees have to make when they don't win: they don't call us actors for nut 'n honey.

and ps. best after show moment: when serena williams, being interviewed on e!, said she was glad phillip semen hoffmor won for best actor.

me, too, serena. me, too.

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