ok, i know this is probably lame but for the next few weeks i'm going to post my project runway commentary that i'm sending the bun while he's on tour in europe doing bandy things. why be lame? you ask. i'm, err, painting the house, starting a business, planning a wedding and going to europe in three weeks so that's my excuse.for those of you who don't watch, project runway is a fab show on bravo featuring wannabe designers clawing each other's eyes out and making occasionally interesting garb for the chance to show at olympus fashion week in new york and get $$ to start a line.
this week's challenge... create something out of recycling and... poster paint, apparently.
they've taken everyone to a recycling center and given them 30 minutes to take whatever they want then to an art supply center for 15 minutes.
the boys and girls are getting mean. everyone's bagging hard on laura (cruella de vil, the bitchy redhead.) hrm - she's trying to hip hop dance. not attractive. i can't believe this woman has five kids.
kayne: her dress is cute.
robert: it looks like a straitjacket.
kayne: it looks like she's sewing for herself, again. she kissed me on the cheek today.
robert: i know, i was like you're going to get a rash, you better watch it.
jeffrey: i just pray to god the judges send her to the guillotine. another highwaisted skirt. fuck.
i wonder if angela will be able to make rosettes out of cardboard and plastic bottles. oh wait, she 'loves loves loves patchwork' so she's 'going back to what she knows.'
i don't own the future, i don't go there. i just let it come. - crazy vincent
he's not mentally stable. he's weird. - bitchy laura on vincent
elisha cuthbert's having doubts. (real name: alison)
there's some serious ugly in this room right now. - laura
i love the idea of recycling. i recycle. plastics. papers. ex-boyfriends. - robert
everyone is bagging on kayne's dress but i kind of like it. he painted this giant flower on paper and made this evening gown. tim says, 'it looks like amateur hour.'
jeffrey thinks he's going to win. again. as if.
vincent's dress still looks like recycling. hideous.
laura: i just worry about your choices sometimes.
kayne: well, honey, i worry about your character and that's worse.
heidi has some horrible gigantic hair today.
it's runway time!
uli's dress is kind of cool. paper and mylar, it looks like.
angela's is hideous. it looks like tin foil. like something out of a 50s space movie. which might be cool but it's not.
vincent's is bizarre but not as hideous as i was expecting.
robert's is super cute. thank god because he has been sucking lately and i really like him even if he does design for barbie.
jeffrey's actually does look great.
laura's is pretty and the back says 'for nuts only' something she folded together. it originally said 'for peanuts only' as it's a peanut sack. this is fitting as i think she is a nutter, as well, and i fully expect some fangs to come out and we'll all see her suck the blood of one of her fellow contestants.
michael kors said elisha cuthbert's dress looks like a 'paper brioche.' ha!
i see that come out and it turns me on. that's what i like. - vincent.
god he is so crazy. i wish he would go away. he gives me the creeps.
hmm the way they're talking maybe michael is in the running (i thought it would be jeffrey or laura.) i love him. he is my new fave. the black dude from atlanta. his pam grier outfit is the best thing so far this season.
and - the winner is michael!! yay! jeffrey looks pissed and said that michael won for clothes that are the equivalent of diabetic food.' what an asshole.
kayne stayed in by the skin of his teeth and once again vincent is in the bottom two. would they just dump him already?
now it's time for heidi's weird voice over. 'there's a fine line between innovation and insanity.'
NO FUCKING WAY. they dumped elisha cuthbert and kept vincent??!! she looks crushed. laura's boob is like out of her dress as she's attacking v. i feel like i'm watching a horror film.
you can see these designs at project runway at bravotv.com
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